Dil Chahta Hai

This can be a work of fiction written beneath the affect of writing habit. Any resemblance to precise occasions or conditions or individuals, residing, lifeless or in coma shouldn’t be solely coincidental however intentional.

Right here it goes…

HEART aka DIL was invited to ship a chat on the Ted stage to share it’s perception with all it’s knowledge and may.

HEART enters the Ted podium amongst numerous hoots and whistles from the viewers.

Seeing the purple carpet beneath, it appears above after which in the direction of viewers. The viewers too is ready with bated breath to listen to the speak of coronary heart by coronary heart itself (Dil ki baat..dil ki zubaani)

Over to Dil

Hi there beautiful viewers. I’m delighted to be on this most coveted Ted stage. I’m none aside from HEART extra popularly often known as DIL.You and me are inseparable. You all have me inside you and there’s some hint of you in me.

Although this revered medium of Ted shouldn’t be meant to share one’s grudges, however I might take this chance to share a few of my deepest ones.

I’m deeply anguished by the best way you all deal with me. I’m handled as a commodity, an object, a topic, a tool, a gadget, a sufferer and what not. I’m merely not prepared to simply accept that. Let me elaborate.

In films, you make tales revolving round me with emotional songs depicting my plight the place I’m thrashed threadbare thereby convoluting my existence. Music composers and track writers earn their livelihood by brandishing me as a perpetrator, a felony, a criminal, a megalomaniac, a love obsessed entity. Pattern this…
Dil to paagal hai..
Badatameez Dil..

Sheesha ho ya Dil ho…toot jaata hai
Darde-Dil
Tanha Dil …
Dil bechara
and lots of extra such ridiculous assumptions. I’m strongly considering of submitting a defamation case on these Bollywood artists who’re minting all of the moolah on my identify with out paying any royalty to yours actually.

In ads, I’m used, abused, left amused, re-used to such an extent that viewing these idiotic adverts, I’ve developed a brief fuse. Who on earth grants them the proper to twist, manipulate and strangulate my identify for his or her ticket to fame. Check out these taglines:

Dil ke account se…

Dil se open…

Chill your Dil…

Yeh Dil maange extra…

Nicely, to all the stunning viewers right here I might make a humble request. Don’t fall into this entice of deceit. Your feelings should not a product of your Dil however are linked on to the indicators out of your mind which thereby secret both joyful hormone Dopamine or stress hormone Cortisol relying in your temper variations. I’ve no position to play in your heartbreaks, your elation, your nervousness or your despair. And also you suppose me to be preoccupied by Ishq, Mohabbat, Love and Dhokha.

Please take excellent care of me. Comply with your physician’s advise in protecting me in fine condition.  Consider me, when you handle me, I shall reciprocate in identical measure.

Don’t chase perfection in materialism. Materialistic perfection is neither doable nor achievable. You can be oscillating at two ends of a trapeze the place one finish retains you in a transient state of excessive whereas the opposite finish retains you in a chronic state of low.

Re-train your ideas as coronary heart assaults, at occasions, are an final result of thought assault.

My dearest viewers, that is maybe my first and final Ted speak. My solely want….Dil Chahta hai ki Dil Dhadakne do.

For in case your coronary heart retains beating, you’ll keep joyful, wholesome and joyous. Don’t neglect, I’m the one organ in your physique which is working non cease with none relaxation for even a fraction of second.

Please enable me to work in peace for if I take a second of relaxation, you’d be decreased to a portrait on the wall with the caption…..Relaxation In Peace.

Your Alternative. Your Coronary heart….Your Life.

P.S. In case you fail to search out any logic in what you simply learn …please be told…there’s a hidden logic behind the deepest absurdities of life.

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