Kamalamma and humorist Trevor Noah

Myself Kamalamma from Kunjibettu in Udupi, Karnataka.

What to let you know! Few days again I’m studying in newspaper about award-winning world- well-known humorist Trevor Noah, who’s coming to Namma Bengaluru to provide present and persons are paying Rs 12,000/- for one ticket and a few are telling lies to their Boss that mother-in-law is dying and they’re taking half-day go away to journey throughout Bengaluru for 4 hours in heavy rain and site visitors jam to attend the present, and what’s occurring? They’re having jolly good time there? Ambade Sunti!

Trevor anna is approaching stage and saying humorous humorous jokes however no one is laughing. Why, as a result of no one can hear something, that’s the reason! It appears sound system is so dangerous even VVIPs sitting in entrance rows aren’t capable of hear one naya paisa of what Mr. Trevor is saying. Poor fellow, he’s attempting and attempting and eventually cancelling full present.

Ohohoho! What are the occasion organisers doing? Such a giant occasion in such a giant metropolis and they don’t seem to be checking mic first solely or what! A lot embarrassing. Tchah!

I’m pondering in a small place like our Udupi itself, we’re having higher sound system and association for capabilities and occasions. When they’re doing Yakshagana – our well-known people dance-drama – in open floor in a single nook of Udupi, the mic is so loud and clear, we are able to hear full dialogues and all from sundown to dawn at different finish of the city and complete night time there isn’t a sleep and subsequent day we’re additionally going round the home in Yakshagana fashion. Abbabba!

Few days again, there’s one occasion in our neighbouring colony for Ganpati habba, and aiyyo Krishna … what galata! They’re placing stage in the midst of the road and organisers are working round full busy 2 weeks earlier than solely as if Modi ji is coming, and on D day, from afternoon onwards, sound system fellows are shouting, whats up, whats up … mic testing, 1, 2, 3 …. mic testing.

And we persons are capable of hear their programme merely sitting in our home, with all doorways and home windows closed. Full night, ajjas and ajjis, akkas and annas and all bachcha celebration of Shanti Housing Society are doing mast majja. And our shanti on this facet is full gone listening to them.

After welcome speech, MC is asserting that Mr. Shridhar and Mrs. Malathi will sing one track and I’m full excited as a result of they’re our morning-walk associates. I’m shouting on the Mister to take away cotton from his ears and hearken to Shridhar anna and Malathi akka who’re doing karaoke for Child, relax … relax …. The Mister is listening for half minute after which placing cotton again inside ear and asking how you can relax with a lot noise!

Afterwards, I’m dozing off little bit on couch, and abruptly the Mister is waking me up shouting, see that MC is asserting your title, what for? And I’m leaping from couch pondering perhaps I’ve gained prize for lottery ticket which Shoba akka from that colony is making me purchase. However MC just isn’t saying Kamalamma however Ra, Ra, Rakamma, which is subsequent merchandise of programme and shortly all colony members reside their fantasy of turning into Jacqueline Fernandes and Vikrant Rona and dancing with full josh! Then full night time I’m saying ekka saka ekka saka, ekkaa sakaa in my sleep additionally.

In between, MC is saying few jokes, however no one is laughing, not even one fly and I’m saying tsk tsk, poor fellow, I can inform jokes higher than him, perhaps I ought to solely give present on stage.

Then the Mister can also be agreeing and saying aiyyo Kamalamma you might be an excessive amount of good comic, if you end up saying any joke, all persons are laughing earlier than punch line itself! And I’m very glad as a result of 100% even Trevor anna can not try this! With or with out mic! Abbabba!

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