Canada has emerged as the most important rival to Pakistan’s most profitable trade

The Commander-in-Chief of Pakistan’s Inter-Providers Intelligence (ISI), the organisation which runs the nation, is in a gathering together with his Flunky-in-Chief.

Commander-in-Chief: We’ve bought an issue that poses a menace to our standing within the worldwide neighborhood.

Flunky-in-Chief: We do certainly, Boss. An issue referred to as India.
C-in-C: India? Don’t be an even bigger fool than you already are. India will not be our greatest drawback, India is our greatest asset,with out which we’d be out of enterprise.

F-in-C: Gee, Boss, I all the time thought that India was our greatest enemy.

C-in-C: India is our greatest enemy due to Kashmir, Partition and all that stuff, which is exactly why it is usually our greatest asset, which helps our most vital trade. Actually, which helps assist our solely trade: offering a secure haven for terrorists. No India, no terrorists. No terrorists, no hundreds of thousands of American {dollars} by means of bribes to make us fake we’re on the US aspect of their ‘Warfare Towards Terror’.

F-in-C: You’re proper, Boss. India is our greatest asset. So what’s this drawback that threatens our standing within the worldwide neighborhood?

C-in-C: The issue is a spot referred to as Canada.

F-in-C: Canada? I feel I’ve heard of it. It’s part of America, no?

C-in-C: It’s, form of. But it surely’s additionally difficult our world repute for being the most important sanctuary for terrorists of every kind, to not point out gangsters, and different assorted psychos. Canada’s change into a menace to our model picture of Terrorists ‘R’ Us.

F-in-C: No kidding, Boss. How did that occur?

C-in-C: Effectively, like us, Canada didn’t have a lot by means of trade, aside from one thing referred to as maple syrup.

F-in-C: Maple syrup? What’s that?

C-in-C: Precisely. So that they needed to discover one thing to do, and harbouring terrorists and different fugitives crammed the hole.

F-in-C: So what ought to we do about it, Boss?

C-in-C: We must always invite all their terrorists to return and arrange store right here. Our gross sales pitch being Location, in that we’re a lot nearer to India than Canada is.

F-in-C: Shall I’m going get a crimson carpet to welcome them?

C-in-C: Make it a inexperienced carpet – it’s extra eco-friendly…

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