100 Humorous Thanksgiving Quotes, Captions And Memes For 2023

Stuff your face and have a couple of good laughs with these 100 Humorous Thanksgiving 2023 Quotes, Captions And Memes. Nothing higher than good meals and good laughs! Have a good time this Thanksgiving with these hilarious thanksgiving footage and quotes!

 1. “Gobble ’til you wobble, then nap like there isn’t any tomorrow. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 2. “Stuffing my face and my emotions. It is referred to as multitasking. #ThanksgivingSkills”

 3. “Thanksgiving: the one time of yr I willingly overeat and blame it on the turkey.”

 4. “Might your pants be stretchier than your loved ones’s tales. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 5. “Thanksgiving: the place the turkey is not the one one getting roasted.”

 6. “My favourite train on Thanksgiving is a rep of ‘cross the gravy.'”

 7. “Thanksgiving energy do not depend, proper? Asking for a good friend.”

 8. “Consuming my manner by way of the thanksgiving leftovers prefer it’s my job. #ProfessionalEater”

 9. “Thanksgiving tip: Put on elastic pants. You are welcome.”

 10. “Gravy is my love language. Pleased Thanksgiving, gravy lovers!”

11. “I am simply right here for the pie. And perhaps a facet of turkey. Okay, a lot of turkey.”

 12. “Thanksgiving dinner: the one meal the place it is acceptable to place gravy on every little thing.”

 13. “Thanksgiving is the one day I am okay with ‘carb’ being a four-letter phrase.”

 14. “The turkey is not the one factor getting stuffed right this moment. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 15. “Professional tip: Begin your Thanksgiving feast with dessert. It saves room for the essential stuff.”

 16. “Thanksgiving plan: Eat till I am unable to, then take a nap and repeat.”

 17. “Might your turkey be juicy, your wine be plentiful, and your in-laws be… properly, bearable.”

 18. “Thanksgiving: the day I fake to love inexperienced bean casserole. #DoingItForTheTurkey”

 19. “Why did the turkey be a part of a band? As a result of it had the drumsticks!”

 20. “Thanksgiving prep: defrosting each the turkey and my dance strikes for the post-feast celebration.”

 21. “Thanksgiving motto: Eat, drink, and cranberry on with the festivities!”

 22. “Turkey coma loading… please stand by. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 23. “The one factor getting stuffed greater than the turkey is my inbox with Black Friday offers.”

 24. “Thanksgiving is the day my kitchen expertise attain ‘skilled chef’ standing—in accordance to me.”

 25. “This Thanksgiving, I am grateful for the ‘ignore calorie depend’ button. It is working time beyond regulation.”

 26. “Might your turkey be moist, your stuffing be legendary, and your kin be bearable. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 27. “My favourite Thanksgiving custom is pretending to hearken to Uncle Bob’s jokes for the hundredth time.”

 28. “Why did the cranberries flip pink? As a result of they noticed the turkey dressing!”

 29. “Thanksgiving is the one day I contemplate ‘leftovers’ a praise.”

 30. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving as clean because the gravy and as candy because the pumpkin pie!”

31. “Eating regimen tip for Thanksgiving: Avoid the dimensions. It is on a well-deserved vacation too.”

 32. “Thanksgiving rule: If you happen to did not eat your weight in pie, you are doing it incorrect.”

 33. “Thanksgiving truth: Energy consumed whereas sporting a stretchy pantsuit do not depend. Science.”

 34. “Might your turkey be golden, your wine glass be full, and your stretchy pants be forgiving. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 35. “Thanksgiving math: Energy consumed – guilt = a really glad vacation!”

 36. “Thanksgiving is the day all of us turn out to be skilled meals critics. ‘Mmm, the mashed potatoes have wonderful texture.'”

 37. “Thanksgiving sport plan: Eat till I really feel like I may hibernate by way of winter. Anybody else?”

 38. “This Thanksgiving, I am grateful for elastic waistbands and stretchy attitudes. Cheers to flexibility!”

 39. “Thanksgiving: the place diets go to die and elastic waistbands turn out to be our greatest mates.”

 40. “Gobble ’til you wobble, then repeat. Pleased Thanksgiving, foodies!”

 41. “Might your Thanksgiving be as fabulous as your dessert selections. Pie, anybody?”

 42. “The turkey is the star, however the actual hero of Thanksgiving is the one who introduced further dessert.”

 43. “This Thanksgiving, I am giving thanks for the ‘mute’ button throughout household Zoom calls.”

 44. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving as epic as Grandma’s pumpkin pie recipe!”

 45. “Thanksgiving is the someday a yr I eat my weight in mashed potatoes. And I remorse nothing.”

 46. “Thanksgiving tip: If you happen to’re unsure how a lot gravy to place in your plate, the reply is ‘extra.'”

 47. “Thanksgiving is the day all of us turn out to be skilled nap-takers. Pleased meals coma, everybody!”

 48. “Turkey trotting straight to the dessert desk. It is referred to as steadiness. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 49. “Might your turkey be juicy, your jokes be humorous, and your nap be uninterrupted. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 50. “This Thanksgiving, I am grateful for household, mates, and the truth that pumpkin pie is a socially acceptable breakfast meals.”

51. “Thanksgiving: the someday I can eat my physique weight in mashed potatoes and never really feel responsible. It is referred to as steadiness.”

 52. “Turkey, stuffing, and awkward household conversations – the three pillars of Thanksgiving.”

 53. “Thanksgiving dinner is so much like a marriage dinner, however with extra stretchy pants concerned.”

 54. “Why did the turkey sit on the dinner desk? It wished to be the middle of the gourd.”

 55. “Gravy is the glue that holds my life collectively. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 56. “Turkey trotting to the dessert desk – the one race that issues on Thanksgiving.”

 57. “Might your pants be stretchier than your cousin’s political views. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 58. “Thanksgiving hack: If you happen to eat the pie together with your eyes closed, the energy do not depend.”

 59. “I am simply right here for the perimeters. Oh, and the gratitude. However principally the perimeters.”

 60. “Thanksgiving is the one time I take pleasure in watching soccer – as a result of it means I am not within the kitchen.”

 61. “Thanksgiving is the day my household pretends we’re on a cooking present. Spoiler: It isn’t a contest; it is survival.”

 62. “If consuming pumpkin pie for breakfast is incorrect, I do not wish to be proper. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

63. “Why did the cranberry flip pink? As a result of it noticed the turkey dressing!”

 64. “Wishing you a Thanksgiving as clean because the gravy and as candy because the dessert desk.”

 65. “Might your turkey be juicy, your jokes be humorous, and your nap be epic. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 66. “Thanksgiving is the one day we encourage enjoying with our meals. Carry on the mashed potato sculptures!”

 67. “Turkey is simply an excuse to eat copious quantities of stuffing. Let’s be actual.”

 68. “My cooking is so fabulous on Thanksgiving; even the smoke alarm cheers me on.”

 69. “Thanksgiving is the day I formally declare my love for elastic waistbands.”

 70. “I’m grateful for stretchy pants and the magical skill to unbutton them.”

 71. “Thanksgiving truth: The extra you eat, the extra room you have got for pie. It is fundamental math.”

 72. “On Thanksgiving, I turn out to be knowledgeable napper. It is a sport, actually.”

 73. “Thanksgiving dinner: the place the dishes multiply sooner than rabbits.”

 74. “Gravy is my spirit animal. Pleased Thanksgiving, fellow gravy fans!”

 75. “I am on a seafood eating regimen for Thanksgiving. I see meals, and I eat it.”

 76. “Why did the turkey break up with the stuffing? It felt too stuffed.”

 77. “If a turkey is a hen, is Thanksgiving train for our arms? Asking for a good friend.”

 78. “Might your Thanksgiving be as candy as pie and as nutty as your kin.”

 79. “My love language is stuffing. Pleased Thanksgiving, carb fans!”

 80. “If you happen to’re not serving mac and cheese on Thanksgiving, is it even an actual vacation feast?”

 81. “Might your Thanksgiving be as drama-free because the pie within the dessert nook. Wait, is that doable?”

 82. “Thanksgiving is the one day I am okay with leftovers. The truth is, I welcome them with open arms.”

 83. “Turkey trotting to the sofa after dinner – my favourite sort of train.”

 84. “Why did the mashed potatoes go to remedy? They’d too many lumps.”

 85. “Thanksgiving is the day I grasp the artwork of consuming with my eyes closed to keep away from awkward household glances.”

 86. “Turkey jokes are all gravy. Pleased Thanksgiving, pun aficionados!”

87. “Might your turkey be moist, your jokes be humorous, and your in-laws be bearable. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 88. “If consuming pumpkin pie for breakfast is incorrect, I do not wish to be proper. Pleased Thanksgiving!”

 89. “Thanksgiving is the one day we encourage enjoying with our meals. Carry on the mashed potato sculptures!”

 90. “Turkey is simply an excuse to eat copious quantities of stuffing. Let’s be actual.”

 91. “My cooking is so fabulous on Thanksgiving; even the smoke alarm cheers me on.”

 92. “Thanksgiving is the day I formally declare my love for elastic waistbands.”

 93. “I’m grateful for stretchy pants and the magical skill to unbutton them.”

 94. “Thanksgiving truth: The extra you eat, the extra room you have got for pie. It is fundamental math.”

 95. “On Thanksgiving, I turn out to be knowledgeable napper. It is a sport, actually.”

 96. “Gravy is my spirit animal. Pleased Thanksgiving, fellow gravy fans!”

 97. “I am on a seafood eating regimen for Thanksgiving. I see meals, and I eat it.”

 98. “Why did the turkey break up with the stuffing? It felt too stuffed.”

 99. “If a turkey is a hen, is Thanksgiving train for our arms? Asking for a good friend.”

 100. “Might your Thanksgiving be as candy as pie and as nutty as your kin.”