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How dare we mere humans embarrass our godlike feline friends with something as degrading as the “cone of shame” or “doughnut of doom.” Cats do not care for our silly little reasons as to why we put them in these ridiculous contraptions and they do not care. We should be worshipping them and that’s it. What is this weird thing that just appeared on this stoic feline figure after taking a nap at the vets? How DARE we.
Well, listen here silly kitty, those cones and doughnuts are for your own good. It’s not our fault you think you can like your wounds into magically healing. You may be a grumpy cat until you are free of the cone or doughnut, but until then, you need it so that whatever wound you have can heal properly. I know these are just words on a screen and no cat is actually reading this and will understand, but… Well, heck. I don’t know, let’s just enjoy these silly kitties trying to make do or make doom in their cones of shame.
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