Choke de!

Dustin’ Coffman is the star of  
Mumbai’s newest lungbuster  

If Air High quality Index is city India’s haunting tune, then ‘AQI-on mila ke/lungs choke kar ke/chaley nahi jaana’ is the remix model of the 1944 basic crooned by smokey-voiced Zorabai. Dilli remains to be tops, however Mumbai follows soot. Its AQI has reached such disastrous ranges that drastic curbs have been imposed on runaway actual property development. Poetic justice: BMC has needed to cull its greatest money cow. Builders have been allowed to stampede by means of town to make up for the Covid droop, and sarkari businesses had milked them for this by way of fee and so forth. In truth, the builder-politician nexus had lengthy changed the underworld in ruining town. Now it’s payback time. The excellent news is that powerful selections have been taken. The dangerous information is that cities, like hell, are paved with good intentions.

Fats-cat builders occupy the penthouse of rule-breaking; they’re unlikely to be deterred by the riot act warning them to conform or face a complete Cease Work. Some 1,500 scrawnier bakeries are Perpetrator No. 2, every utilizing 500 kg of polluting firewood a day to provide the poor man’s pav. In the identical class are 88 Hindu crematoria, the useless ghoulishly killing the residing. The checklist is longer, however BMC is not any Shri Herculeskar who can cleanse the Augean stables aka poisonous AQI.

Ani the larger polluter is the policer solely. Extra particulate matter (PM) is spewed by the sarkari infrastructure being frenetically constructed as if there’s no tomorrow. Mockingly these connectors will encourage an even bigger ‘bumper’-crop of autos additional toxifying our tomorrow.

So, whereas Longfellow’s ‘Mud thou artwork to mud returneth was not spoken of the soul’, it has actually returned to smother each floor of my dwelling. Coping with it was at all times fraught since jhadoo-pochha-bartan (sweeping-swabbing-utensils) is the restrict of the remit of my part-time assist; our outdated Cal house-boy’s jhhad-pochh (mud’n’wipe) is past the ‘My manner or the bye-bye-way’ Mumbai bai.

(Un)clearly, a ‘dangerous inheritor day’ is a pan-urban downside, not simply that of a sure get together. Truly, the complete opposition reels beneath the overwhelming ‘PM’ ranges in political atmospherics.
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