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It’s Tremendous Bowl week, and when you thought Tom Brady was going to let this week go by with out being all up in your timeline…properly. Only a week after saying he’s retiring from soccer (you’ll by no means persuade me he didn’t play an additional 12 months just to stick it to Adam Schefter), Tom Brady has dropped his first thirst entice on Twitter. Or, tried thirst entice. Really, IS this a thirst entice?
As with many issues Tom Brady, the try and be cool and edgy simply winds up being sterile, boring, and kinda unhappy. A beige man in a beige room in beige underwear with a “please clap” look on his face.
And since OF COURSE:
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Yes, Tom. We all knew the plug was coming. I’m not sure what color “heather crimson” is supposed to be, but I believe this is what we used to call “puce,” which… meh. The fact that there is something called the “Brady Boxer Brief” is enough to make me want to stick my head in the oven, because you know there are guys in New England burning up the internet right now to wear the same undies as their hero. And even more so because no amount of refusing to masks throughout COVID, vouching for Antonio Brown, stumping for Donald Trump, or getting a PPP loan throughout a nationwide pandemic is sufficient to get folks to cease shopping for what this man is promoting. He’s even gotten to Jane Fonda, for crying out loud.
After all, this whole factor was arrange by Brady’s personal model:
So…no matter. It’s Tremendous Bowl week and everyone seems to be speaking about Tom Brady, which is precisely how he needs it to be.
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