Sen. Feinstein Faces Elevated Strain From Hallucination Of JFK Yelling At Her To Step Down

SAN FRANCISCO—With the highly effective Democrat making frequent appearances earlier than her and urging her to resign her seat, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) reportedly confronted elevated strain Friday from a hallucination of the late former President John F. Kennedy yelling at her to step down. “The occasion, Dianne! Consider the occasion!” mentioned an apparition of the thirty fifth president who’s seen solely to Feinstein and has served as her prime aide since he entered her hospital room final month, trailing behind him the countless mind tissue that frequently oozes from a wound in his cranium. “There may be nothing left for you within the Senate, Dianne, or certainly on this earthly realm. Quickly you’ll perform the final word service to your nation by becoming a member of me on the opposite facet. And collectively, we are going to govern the afterlife!” At press time, Feinstein instructed sources she felt betrayed after discovering the illusion of Kennedy was merely angling to be appointed to her vacant Senate seat.